Monday, July 2, 2007

Kerianne's incredible story. Enjoy!!!

once upon a time, there was a girl named chiAra (with a capital A.) she liked to climb trees. she liked to climb trees A LOT! in her town called yipididipididodaville, there was one tree that was notorious for being huge. only the extreme tree climbers had ever attempted to climb it... and only half of them came down alive. chiAra had always dreamed of climbing the tree and making her way down, and having a parade in yipididipididodaville all for her and her feat. she decided.. today was the day her dream would come true.
she got together all her tree climbing gear, including her fosiflex, her potywama, and her proxyyoko. she said to her mom, "mommy, i'm going to go climb the big tree!" and her mom, currently involved in making a fresh apple and banana pie, said "okay sweetie, be careful!" not realizing what chiAra had actually said.
she made her way to the tree and sat down under eat, eating her peanut butter and jelly sandwhich that she had summoned from the air above her. once her tank was full again, she began the high climb.
she weaved in and out of trees, leaves, branches, and managed to get to the top of the tree without cracking any robin's eggs or knocking off any bird's nests. this was an accomplishment in itself.
but chiAra realized what she had to do now.. she had to get down.
she carefully took her proxyyoko from her pocket and shoved it into the tree. it unraveled into a sheet of plastic from the top of the tree all the way to the ground. she then took the fosiflex and set it up on top of the proxyyoko, making water flow down the slide. she put the potywama on her head, and prayed to the Greek God of Ugly, Mark Joanow, that her descent would be sucessful.
she jumped on the tarp and slid all the way down to the bottom, with nothing more than a scratch!
of course, this was sort of cheating, considering she didnt actually CLIMB down.
but she had made it up and down the tree without killing anyone or anything.
she immediately ran to the town hall and said to the mayor Schenkenbaumerific, "I DID IT! I MADE IT UP AND DOWN THE TREE!"
Mayor Schenkenbaumerific said, "Let me get the parade committee ready, and we'll have a parade as soon as possible!"
two miliseconds later, the parade was outside the town hall, with banners and flyers saying "CONGRATULATIONS CHIaRA!!!!!"
chiara couldn't hold in her smile.
after all the banners and flyers, countless numbers of marching bands whizzed by, all either playing Abrahm's Pursuit, Pirates, or The Washington Post March.
was psyced. she knew that there were bigger trees in Flopaplopolopoloustown and Cyrikidikipotrotplace, but those were challenges for other days. Today, she was chiAra, the only living climber of The Big Tree. and she was happy with that!

3 comments:

Willa said...

I have two places for the templates...

its either http://freeskins.blogspot.com/

or
http://charmskins.com/
(as long as you don't use the air aquaria one cause thats another one i'm using.)

MarcoPolumbo said...

Hi, hi hi, hello, hola, guten tag, shalom, ni-hao, halo, aloha, horden.


shimly meanssssssss...well...it doesn't.


I'm sure I meant to say something else, but instead shimly came out.

Sounds cool and Irish.

8-)

Kerianne said...

sometimes, i just laugh at myself. really hard. wow, i'm dumb.